I live in a college town in a college neighborhood.
Three nights in a row, grazing reindeer were found in this position in the morning.
It is that time of year and most college kids I have known are hornier than older folks, but I am worried that Rudoph and his buddies might be too worn out to pull Santa's sleigh on Christmas eve. I wonder if Santa is like the football coach who asks his players to be celibate a day or two before the big game?
At any rate on the fourth night of cavorting the reindeer were crushed and had to be discarded. So much for decorating in a college town.
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